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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."
Next Joke
"You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart? Don't worry. They'll tell you."
"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"
"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"
"Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet."
"what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker? Scar Stories."
"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."
"What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"
"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."
"Don't joke.... About hobos because they are just poor."