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Joke of the Day
"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."
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"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"
"To impress a girl on a 1st date, rent a Ferrari. Then drive it off a bridge & try to save her. If you can't, whatever, you drove a Ferrari."
"if you're in a bathroom & person in next stall sneezes, do you say bless you or just applaud like normal? need answer fast too late clapping"
"Cops: Jay X? Me: Yes. Cops: Your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. Me: Thats bullshit my dog doesnt have a bike."
"Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?... I guess Alaska professional!"
"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"
"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"