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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"How are women like casinos? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."

"The trouble with jokes about herbal tea... Is that you can see the punchline camomile away."

"Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts? Because he doesn't have toupee."

"Black Fridays Matter? All Fridays Matter."

"Today is the last Cinco De Mayo If Trump wins the election"

"BEST vine with nigga - chocolate milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JZfR4PwIbs"

"What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy? ""Make me one with everything."""

"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."

"Why did the cold war last so long? The US couldn't stop Stalin."