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Joke of the Day
"Don't joke.... About hobos because they are just poor."
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"Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones."
"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""
"Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious."
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"There's a queue for the whore house. A guy walks up, fists flying... ... He punches up the fuckline."