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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"

"BuzzFeed writer (innocently): hey friends. as a friendly activity, tell me your funny anecdotes. coincidentally I have an article due soon"

"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."

"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""

"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window."

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"

"Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide."

"""Oh my god, that's so offensive!""- Someone, about everything."