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Joke of the Day

"My friend taught his female dog to add. That sumbitch."

"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"

"A joke told by the mods of this sub. ""Long"""

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."

"I asked my friend if he wanted brown rice... He said, ""No, I hate brown rice; I only eat white rice."" I said, ""What are you, riceist?"""

"What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites."

"Last time I had sex, it felt like the 100m Olympic final. There were 8 black men and a gun."

"I want a textbook wedding. One that costs way too much and is of no use to me later in life."

"All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river."