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Joke of the Day

"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"

"How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer? He's out standing in his field"

"Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52"

"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."

"What does Reddit and Dating have in common? It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle."

"I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him."

"Doctor: ""I have the results of your test. You're gonna have to stop masturbating."" Me: ""Oh no! Why doctor?"" Doctor: ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""

"I once saw three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."

"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"

"I have Alzheimer's AMA (Not sure if repost) Yes, this is a x-post from /r/circlejerk, but still a pretty good joke in my opinion."