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Joke of the Day
"I'd settle for separation of church and snakes."
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"Someone said you sound like an owl. Who?"
"CROSS THE ROAD... MONKEY Q: Why did the monkey cross the road? A: So he could get spanked."
"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."
"You know what is ironic about Whitney Houston dying in her bath tub? She was taking swimming lessons at that time"
"What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!"
"why don't women wear watches? there's a perfectly good one on the stove"
"My wife's been nagging me to see the dentist about a tooth extraction. She says getting me to go is like pulling teeth."
"What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale"
"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"