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Joke of the Day

"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was choking the chicken."

"Calling bullshit on movies. Not once have I walked into a public restroom and found a gun taped to the back of the toilet."

"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."

"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."

"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."

"What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone."

"[Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there"

"My son can go from ""omg...you're impossible I can't wait until I'm 18!"" To ""you're the best mom ever"" in a matter of $100"

"Therapist: Do u ever feel like hurting yourself Me: No T: What about other people Me:.....................................................No"