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Joke of the Day
"why don't women wear watches? there's a perfectly good one on the stove"
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"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."
"What do you call an invisible mom that got a sex change? Transparent"
"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"
"I like when Google answers my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions."
"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"
"British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray."
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."
"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"