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Joke of the Day
"What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!"
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"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."
"my friend's apartment building burned down so he's at his parents' and he still won't hang out with me. HOW MANY MORE FIRES DO I NEED TO SET"
"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I"" Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an ""I"". Always put 'am' after an ""I"". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"What's blue and square? An orange in disguise! Boom!!!"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked. J.K................... Rowling"
"How do skeletons kiss? They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."
"What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you? You kip."
"so I saw an ad on ebay about a book on how to scam on ebay so i bought it.. It still hasn't arrived."
"I'm not racist because... I'm not a racist because racism is a crime, And crime is for blacks."