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Joke of the Day
"I can't follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows They are way over my head"
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"What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"
"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"
"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"
"A wise man once said that ice on the ground is great. He fell"
"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"
"How do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her"
"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"
"What do you call an angry cashew? A pissed-achio."
"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"