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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said that ice on the ground is great. He fell"
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"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."
"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"
"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."
"What do we want?! AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them?! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"
"I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house."
"""hey mister can i pet your dog?"" ""sure kid"" ""what kind is he?"" ""that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt"""
"What's Big, White and If It falls out of a tree it will kill you? A Fridge"
"I love jewish comedians they never ham it up."