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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"

"Me: What did you learn in kindergarten today? 5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery."

"Whichever way you cut it, it's always a piece of cake Title"

"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."

"Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change."

"Everyone saying ""Poor Steve Nash, he got hurt again"". POOR? That boy making $9,701,000 this year. If he poor, then I'm skinny."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."

"[At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"