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Joke of the Day
"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"
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"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin says ""Man, it is hot in here!"" then the second muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."
"""I faked all my LOLs."" -A Twitter romance comes to a dramatic end."
"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."
"With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane.. I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving.."
"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"Why couldn't cinderella play soccer? She always ran away from the ball"
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying"
"As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter? Me: ARRRGH! Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the ""C""!"