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Joke of the Day
"What does Light Yagami drink at the bar? Tekira!"
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"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."
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"I had a really good joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"
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"The most dangerous room in the house really depends on where your wife is at the moment."