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Joke of the Day
"My blood type is coffee."
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"A woman is good for 70 things. Cooking and 69."
"Did the girl ever go to the whore Olympics? Nah, she couldn't be fucked."
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"You know when your cat looks at your kids like ""thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed"" .....?"
"My new favorite sex position... Is called the JFK. It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"whats worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
"I shouldn't play with Legos? It says ""Ages 7 & Up"". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class."
"Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them? I don't know where they stand on the issue."