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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."
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"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"
"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"
"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"
"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"
"Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!"
"Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was a fun-gui!"
"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A.I.D.S."
"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"