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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."
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"Dentist says I need to be more aggressive when flossing, so I'm going to start barking."
"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."
"What do American beer and a canoe have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer."
"""I know she told me to buy Tampax, but I'll buy the store brand that's on sale instead."" The last thoughts of a man who's about to die."
"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."
"What do gay horses eat? Heeeeeyyyyyyy"
"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"
"saddam hussein is full of shiite."