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Joke of the Day

"banned from the horse lovers facebook page again for unloading a litany of ableist slurs on photo of a shetland pony"

"My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. Just how I was raised."

"Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else."

"My doctor wanted a stool sample a urine sample and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear. Classic Rodney D"

"I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought ""what would Jesus do?"" ... so I turned it into wine."

"A man asked his wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day: Wife: ""A divorce."" Husband: ""I really wasn't planning on spending that much."""

"I'm still not convinced that ""the club"" is a real place. Rap songs might as well be about hanging out in Westeros."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? ...none. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the shit out of the room for being black."

"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."

"""Wanna see a movie?"" ""Can't. Don't exist yet."" ""Shit."" (1700s)"