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Joke of the Day

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."

"My dog just got into a bottle of Tums She is now a basic bitch."

"Doctor is rummaging through his bag looking for a pen... He pulls out a rectal thermometer instead, ""Ah goddammit some asshole has my pen!"""

"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from imperfect data"

"So I realized that there is no difference between races. At the end of the day we are all cummin the same color, white."

"Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ""They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."""

"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"

"What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an illegal alien."

"Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack"