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Joke of the Day

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."

"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."

"What type of bees make milk...? Boo-bees!"

"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"

"I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses."

"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."

"Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!"

"How does a cat tell time?? In meowers"

"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""

"Why was the man so down in the mouth? Because he ate his pillow."