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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"
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"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."
"What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
"What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."
"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."
"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."
"What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer."
"They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A 1/4 pounder with cheese"