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Joke of the Day

"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"

"I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, ""We need to talk!"""

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."

"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"

"guy at work: ""good weekend?"" me: [in next toilet stall] ""please leave me alone"""

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives."

"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""

"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"

"People who have 'taken' in their bio, sit tight, Liam Neeson will around to collect you shortly"

"What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? They both like girls"