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Joke of the Day
"People who have 'taken' in their bio, sit tight, Liam Neeson will around to collect you shortly"
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"I'm trying to write a poem for my girlfriend, does anyone know what rhymes with threesome?"
"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money to have a lentil on my chest"
"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."
"Behemoth? No. Hebebutterfly."
"A Russian man makes a remarkable discovery ""What poor people there are in America,"" a man tells his comrade, ""Their cars don't have hoods, their phones don't have buttons, and their wine is old!"""
"do you know the difference between a carrot and a fork? If you don't you should be more careful when you eat!"
"Son: ""Jim Morrison sucks"" Dad: ""Hey, what did I tell you about slamming The Doors?"""
"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"
"Why does Pinocchio tell lies? Because he's a fucking liar."