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Joke of the Day

"guy at work: ""good weekend?"" me: [in next toilet stall] ""please leave me alone"""

"Good Cop: If you tell us where the money is we can help you. Bag Cop: *majestically floats around the interrogation room on AC currents*"

"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"

"Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's? Because we call men's studies history."

"What do you call someone who sews extremely fast? Taylor Swift..."

"Why does the easter bunny hide all the eggs? Because he doesnt want anybody to know he is fucking the chicken."

"How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? If there isn't a reaction."

"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."

"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"My dick is so big I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate."