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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives."

"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."

"Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist."

"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."

"Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services The resulting company will be called Federal United Parcels Or FedUp for short"

"People think I'm kissing an imaginary girl when I play air tuba."

"The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral."

"You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math"

"Tell someone, ""You wore that shirt the day after yesterday"" and see how long it takes them to get it."

"During activities I'm like batteries I'm never included"