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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what the big deal is. Putting my toddler to bed is easy... In fact, just tonight, I did it 25 times."

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"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."
"If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not."
"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."
"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"
"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper."
"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."
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