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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."

"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"

"Just now on tube. Man in rush loses coat draped round shoulders in train doors. Woman retrieves it and calls out 'Batman, your cape.'"

"Nothing's deader than the eyes of a Burger King employee who can no longer bring themselves to correct people who order ""McNuggets"" anymore."

"What is Chipotle most known for? - A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli"

"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"

"What do you say to a man with no legs? Nothing, he'll shoot you."

"I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga."

"What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane? BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD"

"if evolution isnt real then sombody please explain how my couch has ""evolved"" to fit the shape of my butte"