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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."

"[OC] A man goes on the hunt.... for the seven men involved in his father's murder. The man kills them all. I guess you could say his father was... ""Avenged, Sevenfold."""

"Mexico's prison system"

"Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !"

"The Artist Formally Known As... Alive."

"whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop an onion"

"When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog So someone in the house is happy to see you."

"How do you reheat a cold war? You nuke it."

"HELLO, FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME LISTENER, OCCASIONAL MURDERER."

"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."