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Joke of the Day
"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper."
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"What if the cure for cancer is in the mind of someone who cant afford an education?"
"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"
"What is hot and makes me hard? Being covered in lava."
"Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident? It rectum."
"""Try again, dumbass"" - the little red line under your misspelled word"
"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""
"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake"
"What do you call red neck foreplay? Bitch get in the truck."