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Joke of the Day

"So then someone told me Islam is the religion of peace."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's going to be shit."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30 percent off"

"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"

"Not sure what to watch tonight.... American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC."

"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."

"Me: this is shit, I'm changing the channel Wife: leave the baby monitor alone"

"A squirrel charged with murder, the detective ""did you do it?"", the squirrel ... ""no it was Nut me"""

"Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one."

"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"