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Joke of the Day

"1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies "

"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"

"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."

"If you're American when you go into the bathroom... ...and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"

"USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust? A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday."

"I was going to go to the Alzheimer's charity run yesterday. But I forgot."

"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."

"I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems. But don't worry. It's safe sex."

"Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!"