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Joke of the Day
"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."
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"What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus? ""There's a sale on at the fern store!"""
"Dog with no legs Where do you find a dog with no legs? Answer. Where ever you put him."
"What does the lord say when the intern messes up? God demi"
"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."
"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"
"You don't have to speak bird to know that when they chirp right outside your window they're asking for you to kill them."
"When you get pulled over by a cop... A cop pulled me over and said ""Papers..."" So I said ""Scissors!"" and drove off ; )"
"Something is good and/or bad and makes me happy and/or angry. Please copy and paste this as your status update if you agree and/or disagree."
"Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs."