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Joke of the Day
"Always remember the first move in every fight...punch to the balls."
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"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"
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"Proves a point Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver."
"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."
"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"
"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
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