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Joke of the Day
"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"
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"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."
"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"I'll have an Italian BMT on Cheddar bread with everything but lettuce. A squirt of mayo and yellow mustard too please. Oops. Wrong sub."
"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He would lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."
"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."
"What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car? A rental car can drive anywhere."
"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."