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Joke of the Day

"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."

"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"

"I just started reading ""Codependency for dummies"" I can't put it down."

"I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex."

"Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"

"Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"A professor and a thespian walk into a Martin Chalifour concert... 69696969696969696969 lololololololololol"

"My friend is getting on in years but still wants to stay hip with new technology. I call him Instagrampa."

"DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING. THATS LIKE YOU GOING TO TACO BELL BUT THE TACOS WERE INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME"

"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"