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Joke of the Day
"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."
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"Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"
"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."
"My apologies to Tom Cruise. I honestly thought that Scientologists dug up and studied old scientists."
"Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt? Turns out it was race related."
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
"What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella!"
"Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom? The Mediterranean Sea."
"If I had a nickel for every time I got distracted... I'm in the mood for some ice cream."