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Joke of the Day
"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"
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"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah"
"Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got."
"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."
"I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels"
"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."
"Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone."
"I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china."
"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."