155998
Joke of the Day
"2016 being a beast of a year really adds up! 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016"
Next Joke
"You can assume that, for the next 2 weeks, there is Baileys in every cup of coffee I drink."
"I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter"
"I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other."
"The year is 2016. Dads go out for a vape pen refill and never come back."
"Just caught a glimpse of myself naked - Apologies in advance to my coroner"
"I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap."
"*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*"
"Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."
"I always use 09/11 as my pass code... ... so I'll ""never forget."""