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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C? He was 0K."
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"Why don't Asians get constipated? Because of their frequent bow movements."
"What is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull? The bull has its horns in the front and the asshole in the back!"
"I hate when I shape my hand like a phone to tell someone to call me, but they're in their 20s and don't know what phones used to look like."
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? A brunch."
"I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite."
"BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree"
"Two whales walk into a bar... The first whale says oooOOOOoOooOOoOoooOOOOoOoOOOooooOo The second whale says: ""Karl you're drunk!"""
"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer"