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Joke of the Day

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."

"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"

"ME: I'm heading to the shop ROOMMATE: What are you going to get? ME: [wearing a wedding dress] Compliments"

"Women who say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach hasn't seen his browser history."

"Limerick I made about reddit. Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit"

"According to my current parking spot, I'm Chief of Police."

"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."

"Give a man a baby, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually."

"It was nice of Apple to invent a mirror I can send emails with."