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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said ""Neigh"""
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"My 7yo has a friend over and I'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane."
"A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer."
"What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon? RRRRtillary."
"Xbox exclusive games"
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"
"My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair."
"The only word in the English language that is always pronounced wrong is........... Wrong"
"Jogging has never helped my memory."
"So my neighbour knocked on my door at 3am.. 3 AM! Can you believe that?! He was lucky I was still playing on my drumkit.."