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Joke of the Day

"hey remember back in the day when a coke only cost a nickel and everyone was just horribly ridiculously racist"

"If you lower your expectations, you can never be disappointed... Lower them too far, and you'll end up in line for the new iPhone."

"Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well they wouldn't admit it out loud would they?"

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."

"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."

"I shot my first turkey today! But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised."

"Your momma so fat... Yo momma is so fat when she is playing Pokemon go she can see all pokemons on her cell phone"

"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"

"What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."

"If abortion is murder... wearing a condom must be kidnapping."