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Joke of the Day
"Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well they wouldn't admit it out loud would they?"
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"What pets think about their owners? A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God."
"What's Brian David Mitchell's favorite movie? Get Smart"
"What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger."
"[movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO"
"What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails"
"Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!"
"I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit As I was in a really fowl mood."
"Why Make Your Bed? MOM: Make your bed! KID: Why make my bed if I'm gonna sleep in it again tonight? MOM: Why wipe your ass if your gonna poop again? KID: O_O"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...He asks the bartender for a double whiskey. ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender. The horse ponders his whiskey for a moment before he replies, ""My wife has cancer."""