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Joke of the Day

"Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well they wouldn't admit it out loud would they?"

"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."

"The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter."

"What did the wick say to the wax? I candel you."

"If you're gonna offer free milk for coffee at a convenience store, don't get all weird when I bring in a dry bowl of cereal."

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full. Credit afroman for this one"

"OK I made a new one! How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months? Central Fajiting."

"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"

"Why do time machines make you happy? They're an anti de-present."

"Two praying mantis' sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I Oh shit, did you see that? Daaaamn. She straight up ate him."