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Joke of the Day
"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."
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"How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework."
"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."
"No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones"
"When a waiter sees my disability and asks the person I'm with what I want to eat, I respond ""Our telepathy is a bit off. You should ask me."""
"According to Ron Burgundy... According to Ron Burgundy from *Anchorman*, people from San Diago are known as Sandiagons. Then what are people from Tampa called?"
"Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart."
"How do you make a space party? -You PLANet"
""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"
"A video game where you are haunted by ghosts of your ancestors. They swarm around you and moan ""get a job"" or ""we are so disappointed."""