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Joke of the Day
"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."
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"Why did Heisenberg have a miserable sex life? Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy."
"When Jesus saw those riled up Romans needless to say he was very cross."
"When it comes to making Pokemon puns you could say I'm Machamp"
"What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone? He had locomotives."
"Gift before the Prom ""I'm ready for my first prom daddy"" ""Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"" ""Whats in the box dad"" ""...Condoms"""
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."
"In Britain you can make a bet on anything, and some canny punters bet on the result of the Brexit vote being `Leave'. Unfortunately, they had to accept their winnings in pounds."
"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."