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Joke of the Day

"I shot my first turkey today! But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised."

"What do you say Everytime maths wants you to calculate value of his X Dear Maths, I'm sick & tired of finding your 'X' she's gone dude and don't ask 'Y'"

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)"

"I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking"

"How to give your woman 12 inches and make her bleed. Bang her twice and punch her in the mouth."

"If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats."

"Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain."

"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"

"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"

"A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... But the steaks were just too high."