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Joke of the Day
"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"
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"I walked in on my best friend Larry banging my wife. I said ""Larry, I gotta', but you?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !"
"I made you brownies Me - I made you apology brownies. Her - Oh... I don't like chocolate. Me - I know, I'm not that sorry."
"Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."
"I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this *Pushes salad aside*"
"Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research."
"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."
"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."