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Joke of the Day
"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"
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"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"
"Hi college freshmen! I hope when you selected bedding for your dorm room you asked yourself, ""Can I see myself throwing up on this pattern?"""
"Knock knock Who is it? Daisy Daisy whom? Daysi me rollin', they hatin', patrolling. They wanna catch ne riding dirty!"
"Life Advice Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."
"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"
"I wonder.... Sometimes I wonder what would it feel if 'Dick' is your Real name and you say : ""No hard feelings"""
"Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models."
"My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head."