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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"
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"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"
"A slut's prayer: As I lay down with this creep, I pray he sticks it in real deep, If he comes before I do, I'll have to f*ck his best friend too."
"What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabaghoul"
"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"
"I need to buy a 4k TV, no matter what. It's my new year resolution."
"A termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""
"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."