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Joke of the Day
"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"
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"Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood."
"Why does the ""forever alone"" keep a beehive next to his bed? Because royal jelly comes in handy... you know, for lowering cholesterol."
"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"
"Theresa May? Theresa Will."
"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"
"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."
"""Kill two birds with one stone."" When in history was there a surplus of birds and a shortage of stones?"
"Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)"
"""911, what's your emergency?"" Hi i need to report a kidnapping. My son is taking a nap in my room right now."