199416
Joke of the Day
"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."
Next Joke
" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."
"Are you into gardening stuff like sowing seeds? Well, I'll sew my dick to your forehead so you can seed-EEZ NUTS!"
"How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
"Sausages or..... Salsa Jizz"
"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"
"Teenager is on the verge of comiting suicide, calls the Suicide Line for help... Cops show up to help. They kill him so he doesn't commit suicide."
"The George W. Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System."
"Studio Dunkers-that's an odd name for store-brand Oreos. I'd like a written explanation from Duane Reade."